I wrote this for the Far East Bank News in 1996. It never got published but I think it’s quite entertaining especially if you were a former employee of the bank.
With the kind of performers and talents Far East Bank employees feature during Christmas parties, I think we can create a film outfit to supplement the bank earnings during these times of crisis.
Suggested flicks include:
MEN IN BLUE
Protecting the Bank from the scum of poison letters, two computer wizards from SID and ITG battle it out with hackers and e-mail thugs who have nothing to do but send senseless messages through the Internet.
SPEED II: CASH CONTROL
Sarah Bundle stars as a veteran Teller in a suspense thriller that pits her against a long line of clients during payday, which she must service at the least possible time, with the least possible hassle, without going past the 3-minute mark, or else…!
A FICHE CALLED WANDA
A science fiction flick, which features a mutated micro-fiche that grows and microfilms everything in its path. A young scientist from IPD discovers the factors that caused its unusual powers and strives to gain control of Wanda before clearing time.
INDIANA LOANS AND THE TEMPUS OF DOOM
An action-adventure movie about a Loans staff in search for the elusive collateral from a prospective Bank client. Dangers abound in his exploits: high interest rates, monthly and weekly reports, dozens of pre-clearances and most dreadful of all – the Tempus of Doom, containing 15 maturities just for today! It’s a real heart-stopper!


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