Views - Far East Bank at The Movies 01I wrote this for the Far East Bank News in 1996. It never got published but I think it’s quite entertaining especially if you were a former employee of the bank.

 

With the kind of performers and talents Far East Bank employees feature during Christmas parties, I think we can create a film outfit to supplement the bank earnings during these times of crisis.

 

Suggested flicks include:

 

 

MEN IN BLUE

Protecting the Bank from the scum of poison letters, two computer wizards from SID and ITG battle it out with hackers and e-mail thugs who have nothing to do but send senseless messages through the Internet.

 

 

SPEED II: CASH CONTROL

Sarah Bundle stars as a veteran Teller in a suspense thriller that pits her against a long line of clients during payday, which she must service at the least possible time, with the least possible hassle, without going past the 3-minute mark, or else…!

 

 

A FICHE CALLED WANDA

A science fiction flick, which features a mutated micro-fiche that grows and microfilms everything in its path. A young scientist from IPD discovers the factors that caused its unusual powers and strives to gain control of Wanda before clearing time.

 

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INDIANA LOANS AND THE TEMPUS OF DOOM

An action-adventure movie about a Loans staff in search for the elusive collateral from a prospective Bank client. Dangers abound in his exploits: high interest rates, monthly and weekly reports, dozens of pre-clearances and most dreadful of all – the Tempus of Doom, containing 15 maturities just for today! It’s a real heart-stopper!